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what the hell is a noun anyway   
09:06pm 17/06/2008
mood: hopeful
so my life alternates from boring beyond anything to so chaotic i can't sit still for 10 minutes without my own thought patterns attempting to kill me.

Shane and i broke up, for about 6 hours. it was horrible heart wrenching shakesperian tragedy i swear. we are now trying to fix what went wrong in the first place. baby steps and all.

work is lame, as work is for most people i assume. i know very few people who actually enjoy their job so i'm not gonna worry my pretty head over it. at least the particular "man" i work for attempts to understand the scope and tragedy of life outside the cubicle.

elliot has been here for a little over 2 weeks and the poor kid couldn't have come at a more melodramatic time. i really feel bad for him, but he and shane are really (really) close. i have to constantly remind myself that new relationships are always exciting and more interesting than old ones, at least until that "new partner smell" wears off. i am trying to be a patient and understanding poly-ish partner and not let jelousy effect me. i am, howeverm, human so it goes well some days and really shitty others. elliot is a really really sweet kid and i totally enjoy his company and i'm trying to bulid up a rapport with him that doesn't involve shane or genitaila (sp?) living with 2 trans guys is definatley not something i would reccomend for the weak willed.

we are still living in white trash central but hopefully soon the boys will be gainfully employed and we'll be able to find a nicer (bigger!) place thats is more suited to our, ahem, needs. living here is like residing in the 5th circle of hell while trying to keep yourself, your lovers and your cats from slipping into the bog of death that surrounds you.
11:16am 14/06/2008
mood: hot
so i'm attempting to use said live journal as an actual journal again for the purpose of spilling my guts. Things are pretty good, we're back in the 315 and things are pretty cool. Elliot is here and its going well, we're a happy family etc. I am still as boring as i was 2 years ago, but hey i'm to pretty to worry about my homebody-ness

attempt to contact   
09:22pm 12/06/2008
mood: calm
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a long time coming   
07:31pm 20/05/2007
mood: energetic
ok, so i haven't posted on here in like.. 3,059 days or something like that... but whatever its quality not quantity right? so i hope everyone in eljay land is happy and well etc.. so much has occurred that i really don't even know where to start.. I'm living on long island now which is pretty cool.. well at least i have a job... and i have Shane so i'm ok.. anyway i just wanted to do an "i'm back" kinda post and see if this thing is still on. maybe i'll be a better blogger if ya'll show some luv

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gay rights   
08:25pm 03/10/2006
mood: hungry
Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands? - Ernest Gaines

We would like to know who really believes in gay rights on LiveJournal. There is no bribe of a miracle or anything like that. If you truly believe in gay rights, then repost this and title the post as "Gay Rights". If you don't believe in gay rights, then just ignore this. Thanks.
a day in the life of...   
08:18pm 03/10/2006
mood: amused
Back To [INBOX]
Rules for cats to Live By


Always accompany guests to the bathroom. It is not necessary to do anything. Just sit and stare.


Do not allow any closed doors in any room. To get door open, stand on hind legs and hammer with forepaws. Once door is opened, it is not necessary to use it. After you have ordered an "outside" door opened, stand halfway in and out and think about several things. This is particularly important during very cold weather, rain, snow, or mosquito season.


If you have to throw up, get to a chair quickly. If you cannot manage in time, get to an Oriental rug. If there is no Oriental rug, shag is good. When throwing up on the carpet, make sure you back up so it is as long as a human’s bare foot.


If one of your humans is engaged in some activity and the other is idle, stay with the busy one. This is called "helping, otherwise known as "hampering." Following are the rules for "hampering:"

1) When supervising cooking, sit just behind the left heel of the cook. You cannot be seen and thereby stand a better chance of being stepped on and then picked up and comforted.

2) For book readers, get in close under the chin, between eyes and book, unless you can lie across the book itself.

3) For paperwork, lie on the work in the most appropriate manner so as to obscure as much of the work as possible or at least. Pretend to doze, but every so often reach out and slap the pencil or pen.

4) For people paying bills or working on income taxes or Christmas cards, keep in mind the aim: to hamper! First, sit on the paper being worked on. When dislodged, watch sadly from the side of the table. When activity proceeds nicely, roll around on the papers, scattering them to the best of your ability. After being removed for the second time, push pens, pencils, and erasers off the table, one at a time.

5) When a human is holding the newspaper in front of him/her, be sure to jump on the back of the paper. Humans love to jump.

6) When human is working at computer, jump up on desk, walk across keyboard, bat at mouse pointer on screen and then lay in human's lap across arms, hampering typing in progress.


As often as possible, dart quickly and as close as possible in front of the human, especially: on stairs, when they have something in their arms, in the dark, and when they first get up in the morning. This will help their coordination skills.


Always sleep on the human at night so he/she cannot move around.


When using the litter box, be sure to kick as much litter out of the box as possible. Humans love the feel of kitty litter between their toes.


Every now and then, hide in a place where the humans cannot find you. Do not come out for three to four hours under any circumstances. This will cause the humans to panic (which they love) thinking that you have run away or are lost. Once you do come out, the humans will cover you with love and kisses and you will probably get a treat.


Whenever possible, get close to a human, especially their face, turn around, and present your butt to them. Humans love this, so do it often.

And don't forget guests.
oh woe   
08:15pm 29/06/2006
mood: amused
'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com
i had a thought but then i lost it.   
08:38pm 28/06/2006
mood: bitchy
I had a really shitty day at work. the pseudo boss lady yelled at me like i was a toddler in front of my coworkers and i almost started crying. it sucked. 2 more days until the weekend.
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Rest in Peace Harriet   
11:42am 25/06/2006
mood: nerdy
Darwin's tortoise dies
June 24, 2006

Father time has finally caught up with the world's oldest animal in captivity.

Giant Galapagos tortoise Harriet has died of a suspected heart attack at the ripe old age of 176 on the Sunshine Coast.

She was a star attraction at Steve Irwin's Australia Zoo since the 1980s and even features in the Guinness Book of Records for her longevity.

Her history is as colourful as the hibiscus flowers she lovingly munched on.

It is believed Harriet was one of three animals naturalist Charles Darwin brought back from his trip to the Galapagos Islands in 1835 and which led to his theories of evolution and natural selection.

A few years later, Sir Charles gave them to a Brisbane-bound friend.

For about 100 years Harriet was mistakenly thought to be a male.

At 176, Harriet was recognised as the world's oldest living chelonian - a reptile with a shell or bony plates.

Mr Irwin said he considered Harriet a member of the family.

"Harriet has been a huge chunk of the Irwin family's life," he said.

"I have grown up with this gorgeous old girl and so have my kids.

"She is possibly one of the oldest living creatures on the planet and her passing today is not only a great loss for the world but a very sad day for my family.

"She was a grand old lady."
07:15pm 19/06/2006
mood: thoughtful

You fit in with:

Your ideals are mostly spiritual, but in an individualistic way. While spirituality is very important in your life, organized religion itself may not be for you. It is best for you to seek these things on your own terms.

70% spiritual.
100% reason-oriented.

Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com
swiped from Rhonan   
10:11am 08/06/2006
mood: amused
There's at least 1 person on your LiveJournal that wants to date you or sleep with you. (That's a given, since I'm involved to one degree or another with at least one person on my flist)

So let's play........ FRIENDS w/BENEFITS
The rules are simple...

If you want to date the person who posts this, post a comment saying "I'm yours"

If you want me to top/dom you, a "Please, sir" goes a long way. ;-)

If you want to top/dom me, "On your knees" might work.

If you just want to sleep with the person and stay friends, post a comment that says "I'd hit it"


You're encouraged to repost this in your own journal & see who replies.

comments are screened so don't be afraid!
copied from darth bubba   
12:28pm 27/05/2006
mood: mellow
You scored as Death Rocker. You are a Death Rocker. You think beyond the 80s (cause you really like zombies, psychedelia, and B-movies) and are into the colorful, twisted side of the goth culture (which is portrayed in all your lovely horror-rock shows).


Anything-Goes Goth


Death Rocker


Old-school Goth


Fantasy Goth


Perky Goff


Romantic Goth




Ethereal Goth




Understanding Outsider


Confused Outsider


What subcategory of Goth best fits you?
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spread the love... share a towel   
08:17pm 25/05/2006
mood: bouncy

Towel Day :: A tribute to Douglas Adams (1952-2001)
12:19pm 21/05/2006
mood: content
i sit in our new office (painted a lovely shade of spring green) drinking coffee and smoking too many ciggarettes. We are finally all the way settled in, and got our cable and roadrunner hooked up Friday. I like it here, its much closer to everything and the boys only live like a block and a half away... which is very cool for summer binge drinking.
AH the lovely sound of nothingness... no crazy white trash neighbor beating the hell out of his wife and child. No undefinable smell of garbage and foot odor leaking in from the hallway. no gang of teenages smoking pot in the parking lot and leaning on our car. Who would have thought that moving into the city would have taken away so many problems, but then again we all know about those crazy suburbanites. I thought getting home from work would be a problem, but dear sweet (skinny) thom has kindly consented to be my transportation for a small fee.
I'm sure you all have missed me horribly, but don't cry my dears I'm back now so you will hear from me again
can you open my safe?   
01:23pm 20/04/2006
mood: exanimate

You Open My Safe?

dark tower
hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
numer of man

1st Number
2nd Number
3rd Number

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the am i spoiled meme   
12:36am 12/04/2006
mood: sleepy
If you have over 40, you are spoiled.

Do you have:
(1) your own cell phone
() a television in your bedroom
() an iPod
(2) a photo printer
(3) your own phone line
() TiVo or a generic digital video recorder
(4) high-speed internet access (i.e., not dialup)
() a surround sound system in bedroom
() DVD player in bedroom
() at least a hundred DVDs
(5) a childfree bathroom
(6) your own in-house office
()a pool
() a guest house
() a game room
(7) a queen-size bed or larger
(8) a stocked bar
(9) a working dishwasher
() an icemaker
() a working washer and dryer
(10) more than 20 pairs of shoes
() at least ten things from a designer store
() expensive sunglasses
() framed original art (not lithographs or prints)
() Egyptian cotton sheets or towels
() a multi-speed bike
() a gym membership
() large exercise equipment at home
() your own set of golf clubs
() a pool table
() a tennis court
(11) local access to a lake, large pond, or the sea
() your own pair of skis
() enough camping gear for a weekend trip in an isolated area
() a boat
() a jet ski
() a neighborhood committee membership
() a beach house or a vacation house/cabin
() wealthy family members
() two or more family cars
() a walk-in closet or pantry
() a yard
() a hammock
() a personal trainer
(12) good credit
(13) expensive jewelry
() a designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get
() at least $100 cash in your possession right now
(14) more than two credit cards bearing your name (not counting gas cards or debit cards)
() a stock portfolio
() a passport
() a horse
() a trust fund (either for you or created by you)
() private medical insurance
() a college degree, and no outstanding student loans

Do you:
() shop for non-needed items for yourself (like clothes, jewelry, electronics) at least once a week
() do your regular grocery shopping at high-end or specialty stores
() pay someone else to clean your house, do dishes, or launder your clothes (not counting dry-cleaning)
() go on weekend mini-vacations
() send dinners back with every flaw
(15) wear perfume or cologne (not body spray)
() regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon
() have a job but don't need the money
() stay at home with little financial sacrifice
() pay someone else to cook your meals
() pay someone else to watch your children or walk your dogs
() regularly pay someone else to drive you taxis
() expect a gift after you fight with your partner

Are you:
() an only child
() married/partnered to a wealthy person
() baffled/surprised when you don't get your way

Have you:
() been on a cruise
(16) traveled out of the country
(17) met a celebrity
() been to the Caribbean
() been to Europe
() been to Hawaii
(18) been to New York
() eaten at the space needle in Seattle
(19) been to the Mall of America
() been on the Eiffel tower in Paris
(20) been on the Statue of Liberty in New York
() moved more than three times because you wanted to
() dined with local political figures
() been to both the Atlantic coast and the Pacific coast

Did you:
() go to another country for your honeymoon
() hire a professional photographer for your wedding or party
(21) take riding or swimming lessons as a child
() attend private school
() have a Sweet 16 birthday party thrown for you
word association dealie   
01:19pm 09/04/2006
mood: hopeful
Type your First Reaction to Every Statement!

1. I need: ciggarettes

2. Sex: please?

3. Relationships: easy to get into hard to maintain

4. Your Ex: far far away

6. Marijuana: grass

7. Crack: rocks

8. Food: mmmm food

9. The President:impeachment is a viable option

10. War: death

11. Car: driving

12. Gas Prices: are sucking my will to live

13. Halloween: trick or treat

14. Politics: a way for some people to feel superior to others

15. Religion: is ruined by the religious

16. Children: disgusting

17. MySpace: amusing

18. Worst Fear: can't sleep clowns will eat me

19. Marriage: some day

20. Fashion: shoes

21. Brunettes: hot

22. Blondes: blah

23. Work: something to fil;l my afternoons

25. One night stands: always end up hurting

26: Pet Peeve: phone rudeness

27: Pixie Stix: a drug for kids to young for drugs

28: Vanilla Ice: huh?

29: Porta Potties: ewww

30: High school: thank god its over

32. Pajamas: parties

33. Woods: trees

34. Surfers: sporty

35. Pictures: what about em?

a survey dealie while waiting for the dryer   
07:24pm 21/03/2006
mood: loved
1. Initials:S.M.B

2. Name someone with the same birthday as you: Hitler

3. Last thing you ate: cinamon bagel

4. For or against same sex marriage:oh so very for it

5. Are you homophobic: HAHAHAH... nope definatley not scared of myself

6. Do you still watch cartoons on Saturday morning?: i sleep on Saturday morning

7. Do you believe in God: yes

8. How many U.S states have you been to: a lot of em

9. How many of the U.S states have you lived in: 3

10. Ever lived outside of the US: no, but Amsterdam is looking good these days

11. Name something you like physically about yourself: almost everything

12. Something non-physical you like about yourself: my wit and sense of humor

13. What is your dads name: Richard

14. What is your dream car: something black that comes with a driver

15. If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go? the Galapagos

16. Favorite type of Food? steak

17. Favorite holiday: halloween

18. Do you download music: who do you work for? Metallica?

19. What illegal things have you done: mmm sodomy

20. Where would you want to go on a first date: somewhere to hang out and talk

21. Would you date the person who posted this before you? probably not

22. Has anyone ever sang or played for you personally: uhuh

23. Have you ever cried for no reason:i usually have a reason for my emtional outbursts

24. Do you like Bush: a loaded question

25. Have you ever bungee jumped: never

26. Have you ever white-water rafted: no but i wanna

27. Has anyone ten years older than you ever hit on you? yep

28. Last person you hugged: my sister patty

29. Have you met a real redneck: i fell in love with one

30. How is the weather right now: cold and spring like

31. What song are you listening to right now?: nothing

32. What are your current fav songs?: at the moment the first track on this john lee hooker cd i heard last night

33. What was the last movie you watched?:one half of harry potter and the goblet of fire

34. Do you wear contacts: yes

35. Where was the last place you went besides your house? price chopper

36. What are you afraid of? my grandpa

37. OOOOH: eH?

38. How many pets do u have: 5

39. have you ever loved someone: indeed

40. What do you like in a guy/girl: me! HAHAHAHA

41. What do you usually order from starbucks? eww gross corporate java

42.Have you ever fired a gun: nope ..

43. Are you missing someone: yes

44. Say something totally random about yourself: i like fireballs a lot

45. Do you have an ipod? no *cried

46. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celeb? lady miss kier and pink (weird eh?)

47. Whats your mom's name: Jacqueline

48. Who would you like to see right now: Kris

49. Favorite band of all time (only ONE): tool

50. Dogs or cats: both

51. Have you ever been caught doing something you weren't supposed to be doing: several times

52. Favorite flower:tulips

53. Butter, plain, or salted popcorn: yuck none

54. What books are you reading: the tourturers apprentice

55. Have you ever ridden in a limo: no

56. Has anyone you were really close to passed away? no

57. Do you watch MTV: not really

58. What's something that really bugs you: people who are rude on the phone

59. What are some things you really like doing: reading, snugglin my Krissy

61. Can you dance: i've been told i "wiggle"

62. Favorite basketball team: blah

63. Favorite cereal: Special K with red berries

64. Do you drive: nope

65. What's the latest you have ever stayed out: more than 24 hours

66. Last time you went bowling: so long ago i can t remember

67. Were you ever rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room? no

68. Who was your last phone call?: Kris

69. Last time you were at work: i think it was March 9th

70. Whats your favorite state to be in: a state of bliss
my true calling!   
07:00pm 21/03/2006
mood: apathetic


Serial Killer Extraordinaire

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the face of evil ( as stolen from lyn)   
01:45am 21/03/2006
mood: amused
<td align="center"> Blackeyedgurl's random George Bush quote:


"People say, how can I help on this war against terror? How can I fight evil? You can do so by mentoring a child; by going into a shut-in's house and say I love you."

Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com</td>